Itch and burn!

The boss started off by sticking me in a tanning booth for 100 turns. That was supposed to be good for my "secondaries". I came out red like a crab! Another 100 turns on the hobo-flex later, my skin started to peel a bit. He gave me a ton of Beelzeburgers to eat, which burned me on the inside.

Then he sent me to the beanbat-cave to get some bean, "that's easy enough", I thought. Except that that bean was some kind of magical bean, that, after being planted in this Giant heap of coffee grounds (what the heck was *that* doing in the plains?!?) grew right up into the clouds. And you guessed it right, I had to climb it.

He luckily had brought some of my more serious hitting stuff, because up there, it was a warzone! There was this huge ship, crawling with all kinds of monsters, and non-too-friendly adventurers and even huge MagiTechMech MegaMechs! They all seemed to be fighting eachother and consequently me. I was holding my own, until I got startled by some weird ghost. He had me so confused that I didn't notice one of the droids creeping up behind me and lasering my sunburn! Yowch! My MiniMech droid was no match for him, so I quickly slinked down and to my campground.

Talk about a trial by fire. One of those days, again, I guess.