Adventuring on my own!

So, I was just running around the Kingdom, doing this and that odd job, when I suddenly run into this massive tower-like building.

First I had to pass some doors. I had been snacking a bit on various potions and felt a bit weird, so when I got through them, I thought I'd take a nap. When I undressed in front of this mirror, it cracked. Kinda scary. Behind it was a cavern. I fiddled a bit with stuff there and these statues started moving! That opened another door to a hedge maze. Some tough motherfuckers tried to scratch me in there. I took care of them though and found this key. I got hopelessly lost, but at the end was the entrance to the tower, to which I, luckily, had just found the key!

A bunch of monsters inhabited every level of the tower, but they were quite easily dispatched or distracted. At the top, some dudes were riddling me with a code. Screw them! I just typed in a few of the numbers I had picked up from their conversation and that worked as access code to this door.

This woman started cackling at me and my own shadow attacked me. That hurts! I started healing myself and he just kind of stopped. The woman unleashed her pets on me and I retreated. Being a turtle tamer, I knew where to go! The arena. I trained up my own pets to strength to defeat hers. We were standing eye to eye.

Helped by my droid, it wasn't even a fair fight. He beat her up good, while I just added to the carnage. Then she turns into this creepy floating tentacle monster. Ew! Which I consequently beat up. Then she turns into a sausage, weird. Killed that one too.

There was this King imprisoned there, so I freed him. My boss will be proud, but unhappy. The council and the King say that if I jump through the gash, I will be free from my master. Sounds good. Let's try that!