Private Warfare

With my boss recently being quiet, I've undertaken my own personal war.

You know what I hate most? Goblins. Really annoying critters. Recently I found out that the Guard of the Gourd agrees with me. He's worried that they're planning to blow up the Gourd with their explosives.

So, I've started a guerrilla warfare agains the ugly critters.
Mostly, I lurk around their Knob, waiting without eating or drinking and ambushing them by surprise, confiscating their explosives. The Guard of the Gourd supplies me with strengthening potions for this, which is pretty neat after not drinking or eating for so long!

Due to my military status, I'm not able to use the mall for supplies either, gotta get everything by myself. Also Hagnk's got sealed, due to some goblin treachery I bet.

The supply of goblins seems somewhat dwindling, so I've taken the liberty of taking a detour through the Pixel Lands. In conjunction with the old crackpot (turns out he's a vet from the Cola Wars and does military intelligence for the Guard of the Gourd) I've concocted a device to bait more goblins to me.

And in the meantime, the Council obviously learnt from my exploits, as they've commissioned me to assasinate the Goblin King...

The plot is getting thicker. Stay tuned!