All Good Things...

You haven't heard from me for a while, because I was soooo busy with my own stuff. Jumping into that gash made me reincarnate. I don't kid. There I thought I had freedom. I was just doing my own thing you know, adventuring here, adventuring there. All to *my* liking, when suddenly two gifts appear in the mail.

Hey, stat boosting accessories, whadda-ya-know, cool! Little did I know at that time, that ditching my beer goggles and stuffed shoulder parrot would mean the start of my re-enslavement. In this life, just as in the previous, the master was there, pulling his strings.

So, there I went, clobbering my way through the weird 8-bit realm. And being sent to the crackpot to have him make this weird accessory. "Monster Bait". That sounds scary, doesn't it. What's even more scary was when the bossman said:"Neat, now you can go and thoroughly test this."

Sigh!