What am I? A zombie?

So, now, that fraud of a "Doctor" from the market square claims to have made a "Breakthrough" in plague protection.

He uses the zombie pineal glands to make blowdarts. If I sneak up on adventurers with the plague and blowdart them, they get "immunized". Yeah, like, for real! My boss bought it hook, line and sinker, so guess who's fighting zombies, looking at the "Hall of Brains" and then sneaking up and blowdarting those people back in the future.

They don't all look too happy. Really.

And what's worst of it, all the time-travelling really makes one go dizzy. Major headache.

Dead Giveaway

Every pause only means bad news is on the way. And boy, was the news bad this time. The boss is very upset. He lost all his stuff due to temporal rifts, and apparently they're tied in to the mysterious plague he hates.

In a month or so, we're all going to be zombies! And the only way to stop this is travel into the future to slay ourselves to get the cure...guess who gets to do the slaying?

Yup.

I've been travelling back and forth to the future to collect pineal glands from zombies. Even zmobie zombies!

Grumble.