Ho, ho, ho :-(
So, everyone been celebrating Crimbo. My boss being all the happy guy, and what do I get?
A bit of hanging about and working the gym. It all seemed pretty cool and quiet. But then it happens. "There's this trailer park in the mountains, go check it out". So, I go there, and guess what, Uncle Crimbo lives there and his guys are on strike.
So what does my boss ask? Go fight the Elves! I've been tussling with them for days straight! I'm not alone there, it's one giant rumble between striking Elves and adventurers. Uncle Crimbo eventually even sent his raindeer into the fray, to beat down on the Elves. But guess what, this one raindeer, Rudolph, turns against them and he even convinces some of the adventurers. I get a sign put into my hands, and before you know it, instead of being beat up by angry, sugar-crazed Elves, it's by big bulky Raindeer!
At least I've got this toy soldier, a vietnam vet, to help me. He downs tequila like it's lemonade, and I don't blame him.
Just when I'm getting in the mood, my boss swings by, telling me I'm relieved, and goes smacking Elves first, until he steals one of their signs and then just runs over the Reindeer. Even got his pet Elf, Flip, to help him.
Anyway, just glad to be out of there. Went to the Old Geezer in the trailer. He, the toy soldier and I, just sat around drinking tequila, while the whole Kingdom around us had gone crazy.
Merry Crimbo.
A bit of hanging about and working the gym. It all seemed pretty cool and quiet. But then it happens. "There's this trailer park in the mountains, go check it out". So, I go there, and guess what, Uncle Crimbo lives there and his guys are on strike.
So what does my boss ask? Go fight the Elves! I've been tussling with them for days straight! I'm not alone there, it's one giant rumble between striking Elves and adventurers. Uncle Crimbo eventually even sent his raindeer into the fray, to beat down on the Elves. But guess what, this one raindeer, Rudolph, turns against them and he even convinces some of the adventurers. I get a sign put into my hands, and before you know it, instead of being beat up by angry, sugar-crazed Elves, it's by big bulky Raindeer!
At least I've got this toy soldier, a vietnam vet, to help me. He downs tequila like it's lemonade, and I don't blame him.
Just when I'm getting in the mood, my boss swings by, telling me I'm relieved, and goes smacking Elves first, until he steals one of their signs and then just runs over the Reindeer. Even got his pet Elf, Flip, to help him.
Anyway, just glad to be out of there. Went to the Old Geezer in the trailer. He, the toy soldier and I, just sat around drinking tequila, while the whole Kingdom around us had gone crazy.
Merry Crimbo.
posted by Keypunch at 12:50 PM
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